argentum_ls: (Perry)
Title: Gnomenclature
Summary: An evil scientist walks into an antique store...
Word Count: 828
Genre: mild h/c
Characters: Dr. D. and Lawrence Fletcher
Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] radondoran on [livejournal.com profile] comment_fic, and for [community profile] hc_bingo.

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argentum_ls: (Perry)
Title: Before Breakfast
Word Count: 1032
Notes: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] fan_flashworks challenge: breakfast
Summary: The best day starts before breakfast.

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argentum_ls: (Perry)
Prompt: Phineas and Ferb, Doofenshmirtz, You know it's a wacky day when one of his inators actually works the way he planned.

Word Count: 176

Notes: Originally posted to [livejournal.com profile] comment_fic
 
"I've out-smarted you this time, Perry the Platypus," Doofenshmirtz crowed. He whipped the sheet off his latest invention as Perry, trapped behind an invisible force-field, watched helplessly. The revealed machine was an ambiguous pile of tubes and wires, a half-dozen recycled "Direct TV" dishes all pointing in different directions, and a large red button that dangled from a single wire.

"I have invented the--" Doof threw his hands in the air with a flourish. "Do-Nothing-inator. No one can stop me! When I push this button--" he extended a crooked finger toward the red button that was clearly labeled "Self Destruct." "--my -inator will--" He frowned as his myopic genius caught up with reality, lowered his hands. "Do. Nothing."

Doof dropped his head in sudden despair. He gave a desultory tap of the button which swung on the wire for a second, then fell off. It landed on the floor with a clink and rolled under a pile of boxes off to the side. "Curse you, Perry the Platypus," he mumbled. "Curse you."
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