LadySilver's Fanfic

I swore I was never going to write an explicit story because all the euphemisms for penis sound stupid and all the glowing descriptions of perfect sex always feel fake. So to emphasize my point, I wrote a story where two characters debate which euphemism to use with one character suggesting different words and the other explaining why they are all stupid. I got the euphemism count up to thirty, I believe. :-) But instead of working it out of my system, my next thought was, "What if they had really awkward bad sex?" and that story idea turned into my first actual explicit story. So I not only now have several increasingly explicit stories (you always want to outdo the previous scene), but nearly all of them hinge on the joke of "How can I make this as stupid as possible?" It's just not the sort of thing I'd want to have to explain to someone outside of fandom.